Funny Wood Sign - Whenever A Bird **** On My Car

These funny wood signs make the perfect Funny Wall Decor. Each one features a grey background with gold lettering. The Sign Reads Whenever a bird S@#ts on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let him know what I am capable of.. The sign is outlined with a gold ornate border.

These funny signs are Handcrafted in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk screened by hand. Each of these wood signs is finished with a gold pin striped edge and a keyhole hanger on the back for easy door or wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home bar. Makes a thoughtful man cave gift.